Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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