on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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