Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I have already put on my inside pants.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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