whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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