brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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