worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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