Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I want a musical about memes.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Randomize
