do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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