i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Just puked most of my soul out..
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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