There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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