Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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