The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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