Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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