What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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