I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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