We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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