I need help removing her.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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