I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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