ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize