bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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