Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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