And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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