bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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