Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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