you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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