sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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