he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm too high and old for this...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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