dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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