What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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