She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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