whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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