what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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