P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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