Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
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