he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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