Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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