I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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