i just google imaged poop.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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