If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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