guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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