We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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