Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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