she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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