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the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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