You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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