Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
there is puke in my bra ... again
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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