white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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