Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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