dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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