Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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