Buhtt sex?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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