Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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