on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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