you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
i dont even know how to be here
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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